The Bloody Muffs New York City Punk band featuring Jonesy, Kat Kaos and Jessica Carmen. Old School Punk. The Dead Boys, The Misfits, Johnny Thunders and the Heart Breakers, Black Flag
 

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:: Bloody ::

       The adjectival form of blood but may also be used as an expletive attributive.

 

:: Muff ::

     :: A place in Co. Donegal Ireland that has an annual diving contest.

     :: Short for muffaletta (or muffuletta), the sandwich invented at New Orleans's Central Grocery in the early 20th century. The sandwich, which is rooted in Sicilian cuisine, comprises several different Italian meats-- typically hard salami, mortadella and capicola-- as well as provolone cheese on a crusty, round, sesame seed-encrusted Italian loaf, but the defining characteristic is its rich olive salad, considered a delicacy in New Orleans and beyond.

     :: When someone says or does something stupid you apply the MUFF. Can also be applied via a braced MUFF. Taking your index finger and middle finger putting them together and applying pressure behind the idiots ear (just along the hair line) and pulling/swiping towards yourself catching they're ear. And hopefully achieving a snap noise and a disgruntled look of confusion from the receiver of the MUFF.

     :: Muff is a term used in hockey when a player shoots the puck very weakly on net, when a player passes the puck softly and the other team intercepts it, or if a player throws a terrible saucer pass.

     :: An Individual perceived by others to be an extreme loser or idiot. Also pertains to a person who does something stupid.

    :: Cute, adorable, aesthetically pleasing. An expression used to define a jolly, happy feeling.

     :: A furry ornament for an erect penis.

     :: The act of palming someones head in your hand and throwing their face in disrespect in the fullest. the best sort of muff is if the victim falls to the floor.

    :: A replacement word for: drink, drunk, beer, pussy, any other drugs, and so on. pretty much is a way to keep what you're doing in the dorm room private and anonymous to the passer-by's in the halls.

    :: A mutation found in chickens.

    :: The dropping or mishandling of a loose ball in American football.

           
           
           
           
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