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The Bloody Muffs
Infest the Midwest!
Cities all over the central US are bracing for a bigger
outbreak than the one that happened last fall. Cities like Youngstown
and Cleveland have gone on alert after an epidemic spread throughout the
winter. The small town of Lake Villa Illinois is bracing for its second
infestation in 9 months as are Tulsa and St Louis.
This June it is expected to reach Pittsburgh for the first time. With
epidemics throughout the Rust Belt it was only a matter of time before
it reached the Steel City.
Outbreaks were seen in Cudahy Wisconsin last fall the epidemic
is now moving farther north to Oshkosh.
In the fall Des Moines reported an outbreak but they are going to be spared
this time as the infestation spreads West and arrives at Omaha. The infestation
then shifts South into the Ozarks as it reaches Columbia Missouri before
moving into Tulsa and St Louis creating a possible epidemic much like
what has been seen in the Rust Belt.
Then there is Chicago, which has been spared so far. Last fall the outbreak
reached suburbs just to the North. There is warning of a looming infestation
that will reach just to the south in Schererville, Indiana. With outbreaks
all around how long before it reaches the Windy City?
Bloody Muffs in these fine
venues this June!
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Follow our hijinks
with The Bloody Muffs' Tour
"Quit it Tilty! Your hurting
my nuts!" said father. Tilty quickly snapped back "Don't ever
touch my booze again!"
Party In the "Muff Cave"
"Jonesy! I'm going to kick
you in the nuts!"(JC)
"Wait! Let me finish my beer first." (JJ)
Photo by Tobias
Hanging out with the NYPD